starfish surprise 

When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.

"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".

starfish surprise by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 10, 2012

Starry Eyed Surprise 

The following effect and draw back after a huge hit of marijuana is taken, where the person pulls back from the bong and becomes bright and wide eyed, starry eyed surprise.....

Damn man, that hit made you starry eyed surprise.....

Starry Eyed Surprise by Y0shi March 9, 2006

Starfish Surprise 

When during the course of sex you slip your member into your partners ass without mentioning it first.

I was doin her doggy style last night and slipped her the old starfish surprise. Man she went wild.

Starfish Surprise by Gators #1 September 16, 2009

Starry-Eyed Surprise 

As a man is receiving oral sex and is about to finish, he pulls out, punches the one performing the act (so that he or she sees stars) and then yells, "surprise!" as he cums in her eye

1. This hot chick was blowing me during the Leonid meteor shower last night, so I decided it would be a great time to give her a starry-eyed surprise
2. I totally got starry-eyed surprised last night- this guy punched me and came in my eye- I think I'm still seeing stars!

Starry-Eyed Surprise by Mama Cagey November 17, 2009

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage 

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage by Charli XXX November 6, 2014