When a person you've known your entire life to be a decent person or someone who hasn't expressed it during conversation yet suddenly and obliviously expresses casual racism in conversation. Surprise! It's racism!
1: "Hey guys, want to go get some Chinese for tonight?"
2: "Hell yeah! Sounds good!"
3: "Yeah! Great idea! 'Ching chong bing bong', as they say!"
1: "Dude, not cool."
3: "What!?"
2: *facepalm* "Talk about surprise racism."
1: To 3 "Now you can't come along, jerkface."
3: "Seriously! What!? And I was all ready for chink food."
1 & 2: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?? STOP IT!"
2: "Hell yeah! Sounds good!"
3: "Yeah! Great idea! 'Ching chong bing bong', as they say!"
1: "Dude, not cool."
3: "What!?"
2: *facepalm* "Talk about surprise racism."
1: To 3 "Now you can't come along, jerkface."
3: "Seriously! What!? And I was all ready for chink food."
1 & 2: "DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?? STOP IT!"
by thePenciler December 22, 2013