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surprise nap

to enter a state of unconsciousness without premeditation or intent. When performed in public can lead to surprise sex.
Man, that douchebag Dave looks pretty tired. I think he could use a surprise nap; could you hand me a baseball bat?
by cockyp August 25, 2011
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