Surprise Sex

Aren't birthday parties or presents better when you don't expect them? Surprise Sex also a fantastic method to meet new people and interesting people like hot women or the police. Just ask Bill O'Reilly, he has been engaging in the practice of 'Surprise Sex' for nearly 20 years.

I didn't rape her officer. Haven't you heard of surprise sex?

by Real Gangsta in da House July 12, 2005

Surprise Sex

Often referred to as the "alternative term" for rape.

It's not called rape man, it's called Surprise Sex.

by NightBl1d3 August 16, 2009

Surprise Sex

Commonly Mistaken By Upper-class civilians as "rape"

Man I totally surprise sex 'd that chick in a dark alley last night...hope the cops dont find me

by lololasd April 6, 2009

Surprise Sex

Having intercourse when neither party knew it was going to take place.

I swear to god judge it was not rape, it was surprise sex, I did not see it coming either

by NWTF April 2, 2008

Surprise Sex

Surprise sex is the same as rape except you can't get in trouble. The word "Surprise" must be stated before the act.

Disclaimer: There is no guarantee that this will hold up in the court of law.

Surprise, bitch!! 'Hope you like Surprise Sex.

by TheRealCK May 9, 2011

Surprise Sex

Having sex with someone while they're asleep but when they wake up you yell: "Surprise!"

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!

SURPRISE!!!!

WHAT??!?!

Surprise sex. Is it really that hard to understand?

by poopsmith74 December 6, 2012

Surprise Sex

A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.

A women opens door to her bedroom

a man is on her bed smiling

he grabs her and begins having his way with her

And says surprise sex time!

by Shinji Ex April 17, 2011