WWE superstar John Cena's alter ego of sorts. When John Cena gets the hell beat out of him during a match, in ways by all means a normal human being would be in coma he forms into Super Cena. In which he gets pumped up and is invincible to pain and then hits the dreaded "5 Moves of Doom" which is apparently more powerful than getting hit with any foreign object.

Super Cena is damn near unstoppable.

John Cena got DDT'd on the concrete, hit in the back with a chair, then put thru the Spanish announce table. However, all is that is for naught because he switched into Super Cena and no sold all of that, to win the match.

Super Cena by Lil Jimmy Gon Get Got October 27, 2011

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super quantum unit intel processor

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

super quantum unit intel processor by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

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Super Woman

Referring to the Supreme Sex that is biologically female.

Girl 1: I’m a Super Woman.

Girl 2: I’m confused... Is that meant to be similar to Wonder Woman or super woman?

Girl 3: No, it’s meant to mean I’m a Supreme Sex — there 2 Supreme sexes one being a Super Man — essentially we’re the highest authority regarding sex

Super Woman by Justine Wheeler March 8, 2021

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Super Capitalism

A joke started by libertarian socialist political commentator Vaush about how Americans would have already been socialists if socialism "came wrapped in an American flag" and didn't have the baggage that the word does today. Many super capitalism memes also attempt to highlight how regular capitalism restricts freedom of the average individual, whereas super capitalism (market socialism) would not.

The term has nothing to do with Mussolini's supercapitalism which was the fascist conception of modern capitalism as a denigration of an older, better, heroic capitalism.

"Listen up y'all. You've had regular capitalism and all the wealth just goes to the corporations and these fat cats just sit up there at their big ol'... they dont do shit okay- I'm selling you... SUPER CAPITALISM! SUper CAPITALISM is SO invested in private enterprise that every single individual actually collectively owns a portion of the place they work at! You're a McDonald's fry-- chef-man? You work! That's part of your business son! That's you now! SUPER CAPITALISM! In addition... I am SO in favor of market incentives and market forces that I *reject* the private ownership of ANY industry which interferes with the function of those market forces. TransportatIon? Healthcare!? These are INELASTIC MARKETS DUMB FUCK....... SUPER CAPITALISM!"

Super Capitalism by Whette Aeggue January 1, 2021

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