take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"
by sal February 10, 2004
A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.
by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 15, 2019
A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.
Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?
Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
by chochmaster May 30, 2010
Yeah i fuckin freaked the shit out of this girl when i pulled out my surfboard and rode an antartic surfboard.
by Tony kurczewski March 4, 2011
I was ridding on that surfboard last night.
by Dick hole March 7, 2014
Another way of saying someone is completely hammered drunk, struggling to walk, speak, and it making completely no sense when they talk.
Typically used the morning after the party is over.
Typically used the morning after the party is over.
Ronald: "You were completely drunk last night."
Zach: "I wasn't that drunk!"
Ronald: "You were on Beyonces' surfboard!"
Zach: "I wasn't that drunk!"
Ronald: "You were on Beyonces' surfboard!"
by RandZIdeas July 7, 2014
Can be purchased at All Things Surf Store at Miami and Orlando beaches. Is considered "cool" for guys. Makes you go faster than a regular board. Best for intermediate surfers only. Description: Flaming hot surfboard that'll blast you away. Get ready for an awesome ride on the Flamingz Surfboard. By All Things Surf Store. AWESOME RIDE!
"I think Flamingz Surfboards are intresting. Not quite as exciting as they look, but a cool, exciting ride....if you want a Flamingz Surfboard buy at All Things Surf Store." By Arianna Mongalit.
by Coolgal.Flame.Miami March 7, 2011