surely you jest! 

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"

John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"

surely you jest! by Polo January 11, 2008

sureya 

a beautiful, confident girl who only crushes on the realist. she is loved by everyone, either gender, and is gifted in athletics and music. she is hard to take your eyes off of and knows how to make someone feel very very special...;). she loves guys who are athletic and smart, such as herself, and is friendly to everyone. many see her as a flirt, but really, all guys love her and she is a friend back. sureya is a hard to find type of gal.

"Dang Sureya is so hot, I wish I could date her😍😍😍"
"Yeah, same. She is my one true love."
"She is so athletic and smart... can I be her?"

sureya by Sky Hudgens June 5, 2016

Surely Marlarkey 

Something that is obviously untrue , usually fabricated in the chaos that is a tweakers mind. Often times surely marlarkey will contridict itself and make little or no sense at all.

Everything that ho told you is surely marlarkey.

You so full of surely marlarkey you believe yer own spew.

Surely Marlarkey by Milan Mistakey July 28, 2008

suretainly 

A better way to say certainly. The combination of the words sure and certainly.

"Will you get that?"
"Suretainly."

suretainly by Ashley (ashrocks20) February 10, 2009

Surething 

The term "surething" means exactly the same thing as the sentence or statement "Sure thing." This term is basically and almost always utilized in online conversations. It expresses a response similar to: "Of course" or "Hells yeah". It's used by hipsters and gangstarrs alike and also shows rebellion in the refusal to type another space (as if teens today didn't abbreviate enough). Part of the hipness of such a term is that it never has been and never shall be abbreviated. Ever.

This would display an online conversation:
S*********9 (9:47:23 PM): "Are you gonna make it to Eric's party tonight?"
c**************n (9:47:02 PM):"Surething"

Surething by spideygal19 April 18, 2007

Surely chuck us one 

A saying used mainly by youth from Tasmania, Australia. Used when someone has something favorable and you want some. The 'us' part never changes, even if it's only you wanting the thing.

Freind buys Tim tams
Other friend: Hey Felix, surely chuck us one! Surely! Surely chuck us one!

Surely chuck us one by Fatty Catty and Unicorns November 30, 2020

Surely 

When someone says surely, you know what's up.

Man 1: Oi
Man 2: what?
Man 1: Surely.
Man 2: Surely.

Surely by Thiccsy March 4, 2020