suprise double fortuned cookie 

When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.

I was amazed when Chung Lee revealed that she had a suprise double fortuned cookie.

suprise double fortuned cookie by Crocviper and Froggy7304 February 9, 2006

Suprise Dyke

a (gay) girl, who everyone thought was straight, but then comes out of nowhere and says she is a lesbian,

Sarahs a lesbian!?!? but i went out with her last year! she is such a Suprise Dyke!

Suprise Dyke by rainbow girl December 23, 2008

suprise deepthroat 

When a mans genitals somehow find there way into and down a womans throat without permission

As jack ran down the stairs naked he tripped and fell genitals first onto lucy's face causing a suprise deepthroat

suprise deepthroat by deadlaus February 10, 2014

Suprise Delegation 

The act of assigning or delegating work to others without informing the delegatee of the work assigned. The person who is assinged the work often is suprised when the task is revealed.

Mike just asked me for an update on project X. I didn't even know i was supposed to be working on project x... just another example of his suprise delegation.

Suprise Delegation by ihcw July 20, 2010

suprise birthday dome 

the act of giving fellatio to sleeping individual. as they awake, you yell "SUPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"

"WAIT, it's not meh birthday!"
"i know, suprise!"
"i love suprise birthday dome!"

Did you hear that karp gave a homeless black person suprise birthday dome?

suprise birthday dome by poopoonajew May 6, 2007

San Diego Champagne Suprise 

The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.

I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.

San Diego Champagne Suprise by Dingerking June 15, 2021

filthy doorway suprise 

where a girl licks a boys ass and the boy poops on her face. then the girl throws up.

the "filthy doorway suprise" made my girlfriends want to be a lesbian

filthy doorway suprise by body builder September 12, 2009