This is a person who, through years of the practice of douchebaggery, has elevated himself to a state where douchebaggery has become instinctual, a first response, a way of life. This individual must be in some position of authority, such as a business owner or manager, but must have done nothing to earn said position, instead having been appointed to it (usually by another superdouche), or having acquired it through the practice of douchebaggery. Superdouches will often work in concert, as a superdouche will not want to promote or reward anyone who is not an utter douchebag because this person may expose the aforementioned as a superdouche, or otherwise interfere with his douchebaggery.
Employee: "Why did the owner promote that utter douchebag to a management position when he is the worst employee we have?"
Co Worker: "Because the owner is obviously a superdouche."
When someone has reached a level of douchebaggery
beyond that which is considered standard and can no longer adequately be described by the word "douchebag
." This person has become a "superdouche."
Have you seen all the ridiculous pictures that Edward posts of himself on facebook? He's such a superdouche.
Someone who breaks the boundries of doucheness
Kanye West at the 2009 VMA awards.
Guy1"Did you see kanye west take the mic away from taylor swift??
guy2"Yea...total superdouche..like those guys on tool academy.."
1.) A douche bag that shoots fire instead of water or liquid medication into a vagina.
2.) A person who so exceeds the standard amount of douche baggery that their mere presence is as enjoyable as using an afore-mentioned fire shooting douche bag.
Justin was a super douche after the petty way he handled his girlfriend dumping him when he tried to blame it on her best friend because he cannot handle his own problems.
Someone who appears to be witty but actual steals all his material from 4Chan
. They tend to use words they find from Urban Dictionary but typically expose their stupidity with pointless attacks.
Someone who pretends to be a player by constantly bragging about all the girls they bang and cheat on, and constantly talk about how they're drunk 24/7 because they think it's cool, as well as pretend to do drugs. All this is done to impress their only friends: forum posters.
Super Douche - "Perhaps if you had half a brain cell you'd be competent enough to comprehend the situation, but as it stands you lack the intelligence to properly screw in a lightbalb."
Super Douche - "lol i missed that thread because i was out all night banging chicks and drinking shots, ive got a serious hangover right now, but the drugs probably didnt help"
She is a superhero that fights crime in the Guildford area of the UK. She has a side kick who is a dead turkey called Peter. Their preferred mode of transport is a 'douchecopter' and their arch enemy is The Bearded Lady of Guildford.
No one keeps the streets of Guildford safer and more regularly douched than Superdouche and her little dead turkey Peter.
one who greatly exceeds the realm of douchiness
aka green shirt Andy is such a friggen superdouche