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superdouche 

When someone has reached a level of douchebaggery beyond that which is considered standard and can no longer adequately be described by the word "douchebag." This person has become a "superdouche."
Have you seen all the ridiculous pictures that Edward posts of himself on facebook? He's such a superdouche.
superdouche by informedconsumer March 29, 2010

Superdick 

A huge penis. A penis all the girls want. It gives the woman an ability to orgasm!
Look up in the sky! Is it a bird, is it a plane? NO! Its Superdick!!
Superdick by porrazzo January 25, 2009

superdick 

The only word that can describe the person being the biggest dick in the room.
Wow Aaron Miller is being the superdick tonight.
superdick by DmitriKirilenko September 7, 2012

Superbitch 

When a girl becomes the extreme version of a bitch and a half, throwing random tantrums and cussing people out for no particular reason.
She can go from extremely angry to extremely depressed in minutes.
Usually around that certain time of the month.
Kate: Monica, I hate you and I hope you get hit by a bus! You're an asshole! Why are you so mean to me?
Monica:WTF. All I said was 'hi'... Damn Kate, you're such Superbitch.
Superbitch by Anny Jo April 14, 2008

superdouche 

This is a person who, through years of the practice of douchebaggery, has elevated himself to a state where douchebaggery has become instinctual, a first response, a way of life. This individual must be in some position of authority, such as a business owner or manager, but must have done nothing to earn said position, instead having been appointed to it (usually by another superdouche), or having acquired it through the practice of douchebaggery. Superdouches will often work in concert, as a superdouche will not want to promote or reward anyone who is not an utter douchebag because this person may expose the aforementioned as a superdouche, or otherwise interfere with his douchebaggery.
Employee: "Why did the owner promote that utter douchebag to a management position when he is the worst employee we have?"

Co Worker: "Because the owner is obviously a superdouche."

Superwitherstarvolcandestroentropydisintigratationentropyiniolationist

study of white dwarfs obsorbing a star then blowing up
Karl - "Hey whats your job?"
Jim - "I am a Superwitherstarvolcandestroentropydisintigratationentropyiniolationist"