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taking the browns to the superbowl

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

Take the Browns to the SuperBowl

To take a shit, where the shit is Browns and the toliet is the SuperBowl.

Also funny because for many years the Browns have played like shit.

See also Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl
Be right back guys, I gotta take the Browns to the SuperBowl.

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl

An alternative to taking the browns to church and filling up the pews
I was taking the browns to the Superbowl when two got out before reaching the stadium.

take the browns to the superbowl

have a bowel movement.
I'll be right back... gotta take the browns to the superbowl.

Drop the Browns off at the Superbowl 

a football fan's way of saying "i have to take a dump."
Guy 1: "Where are you going? It's fourth down and inches!"
Guy 2: "Sorry, but i really need to go drop the browns off at the superbowl."