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The most accurate depiction of the American lifestyle, which includes consuming, yelling, flashy lights, and idolizing overpaid mongoloids who contribute nothing to society. All while ignoring important issues in the world around them.

The event lasts approximately 17 hours: 14 of which is devoted to advertising products that nobody needs, and the rest is allotted for performances by bland, overhyped pop stars with next to no talent.

There is no actual game played during this event. You see athletes performing tasks such as running, but only about every 5 minutes and it's only for about 4 seconds at a time, then they stop what they are doing and go to commercial.

The truth is that nobody really likes the super bowl. The only reason one would watch this event is because everyone else is watching it, and humans have this psychological need for group solidarity, no matter what bland, inane activity that group happens to be devoted to.

Watching the super bowl (or any sporting event) is like going to church: it's boring, it's repetitive, you can't distinguish one session from another, you don't really know why you're there, and you get nothing out of it in the end. You only do it because you feel as though you are supposed to.
Jackass: Hey, you gonna watch the super bowl this weekend?
Me: No, I'd rather do something fun or interesting.
by The Bad Guy February 04, 2007
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The super bowl is an overglorified football game and the culmination of the professional football season. This also involves many ads which account for more of the duration of this event than the game itself. These ads are often moronic and often involve half-nude chicks. There is also a halftime show where shitty music acts perform their bubble-gum songs. And perhaps, 'entertain' the men.
GAME: This year, its the Seahawks versus the Steelers.

ADS: There is a rush to get a 30 second timeslot for ads during the super bowl. An example of an ad will be Jessica Simpson(probably half nude) advertising Pizza Hut's cheesy sticks or whatever the hell its called. Also expect many Budweiser ads

MUSIC: Janet Jackson did her famous boob act a few years ago. But this year is special. The Rolling Stones will be performing at halftime, so thats a breath of fresh air. I may just watch the halftime for the Stones and then the end to see the score.
by Still Life Tonight February 05, 2006
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The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.
Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.
by joe shmoe January 31, 2004
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The best damn day of the year. Probably the only day of the year when you can watch TV Four hours straight because you wont even want to get up during the kickass commercials.
There's nothing like gettin' some chips, some beer, and watching two of the NFL's best teams fight it out in a game that will be remembered throught history. It is a shame Seattle got so many bad calls in Super bowl XL, but it's still good.
by Spikesy May 28, 2006
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Like a second Thanksgiving, but themed to a game that has no meaning. The Superbowl is defined by large groups of people gathering to mindlessly watch a television screen and consume an orgy of food.
Dude1: Did you catch the Superbowl last night?
Dude2: Naw, I was too busy gettin' laid.
by SirOlmec February 06, 2012
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The game in which the two best teams from both divisions compete to crown the championship. An excellent sporting event that people outside of the US feel that they can't like for some strange reason.
American: Hey you wanna watch some of the superbowl?

Someone outside of US: Of course not because clearly our football is superior.

American: I didn't say whether one was better than the other. I just wondered if you wanted to watch it.

Someone outside of US: No, because I'm an arrogant dickhead who feels like I can't degrade myself to watch something that an American likes.
by k_money November 15, 2004
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The ultimate in bread and circuses.
80-90 million Americans will tune into the Super Bowl at some time or another getting dumbed down by commercials. About 1/64 of that will read a book during that time period.
by HumbertHumbertIsACreepyDude February 07, 2010
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