(n.) An imaginary and fervently wished-for button on Tinder that doesn't just swipe left, but instead thrusts one into an alternate dimension where certain types of profiles are banished from ever gracing your screen again. The super dislike is like a magical spell for the dating world, ensuring that your swiping experience is free from the unsavory profiles that make you question your life choices.
"Man, I wish Tinder had a super dislike option. I've seen one too many guys holding fish today."
"If I could super dislike gym mirror selfies, my dating app experience would improve tenfold."
"Spotted another 'I love to travel' without any other info. Hit me up with that super dislike!"
"Just encountered my ex on here. Can I get a lifetime super dislike?"
"I swear, if one more person has 'fluent in sarcasm' in their bio, I’m launching a petition for a super dislike button."
"Honestly, if I see another 'dog dad' trying to use his pup as swipe-bait, it's an instant super dislike."
"If I see one more 'Live, Laugh, Love' quote in a bio, I'm hitting that super dislike so fast."
"Why isn't there a super dislike button for every profile with only group photos? I'm not trying to play 'Where's Waldo' here."
"Super dislike for all the 'Not here for hookups' bios followed by five bikini pics."
"If I could super dislike gym mirror selfies, my dating app experience would improve tenfold."
"Spotted another 'I love to travel' without any other info. Hit me up with that super dislike!"
"Just encountered my ex on here. Can I get a lifetime super dislike?"
"I swear, if one more person has 'fluent in sarcasm' in their bio, I’m launching a petition for a super dislike button."
"Honestly, if I see another 'dog dad' trying to use his pup as swipe-bait, it's an instant super dislike."
"If I see one more 'Live, Laugh, Love' quote in a bio, I'm hitting that super dislike so fast."
"Why isn't there a super dislike button for every profile with only group photos? I'm not trying to play 'Where's Waldo' here."
"Super dislike for all the 'Not here for hookups' bios followed by five bikini pics."
by PinapplePizzaGang September 23, 2023