Being such a douchebag that it makes being an asshole and motherfucker a compliment. A super douchebag will talk to a girl who has her shit together while fucking a hippopotamus on the side. Then once the hippopotamus gets knocked up from one of their nightly adventures into her jungle aka her twat, the super douchebag will tell the girl who has her shit together it's her fault because she didn't put out immediately. Please do not confuse with an actual douche.
by Nosillac August 4, 2014