The act of smearing oneself with semen after masturbation. Used by foolish young boys who didn't get any tissue before he started tugging. They then put on a shirt to hide the smears and go straight to the bathroom

Guy 1: Weird story, I had to wipe my cum on my chest last night because I didn't get any tissues

Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAIG. FUCKING SUNCREAMING

suncreaming by TheBestGuy September 21, 2013

Related Words

sunstream • substream • sunstreaker • skystream • Soulstream • Suncream Cake • suncreaming • SundreamTV • sustramity • California sundreaming

SundreamTV

a hippo who eats, licks, drinks, kisses, slurps, sneezes, coughs and anything else you could imagine doing to your microphone, also known as a degenerate in real life.

Josh: Hey John, what's that hippo doing to its microphone?

John: Who?! Oh SundreamTV (the fgt who puts their stream in sub mode only) yeah that Hippo is doing ASMR, something that nerd virgins get their micropenises off to.

SundreamTV by BarryMcKohkiner April 7, 2020

Substream

A smaller, less predictable stream which deviates from the primary urine stream. One can not predict when a substream might emerge so it is pertinent to remain alert during urination.

John had one too many beers at the rager, he knew he had to pour the lemonade, and soon. He rushed to the bathroom he tore his pants down in frantic panic. Suddenly he was releaved, but it didn’t last long as a substream suddenly emerged! As he peed, the substream spelled yelled w drained defeat as he was not prepared and could not stop it from spraying the away from his intended target.

Substream by Future Dictionary June 23, 2018

sunstreaker

A sexy hormonal bitch

"I'm exclusive!" — Sunstreaker

sunstreaker by Jessi Tones April 17, 2020

substream

The opposite of 'mainstream'. Applies to music (modern and older), books, hobbies, movies, etc.

The 'Is It Mainstream Music?' Test: Does this song/band play on more than three radio stations? Yes- Most likely main. No- Most likely sub.

Miley Cyrus and Jay-Z? Mainstream. Freezepop? Substream.

substream by Unexist May 16, 2010

Substream

A major idiot who makes hosts, has no respect for laws, and doesn’t add privacy policies or terms of service.

Substream is equal to the badsk of hosting

Substream by Agent-Death July 25, 2024

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026