a Magical property that is the cause of all that is bad in the world.
"Honey! I shrunk the kids!"
- "Have you tried to disable Sunshafts?"
"Damn, WOW is acting up again! I cant login!"
- "Have you tried to disable Sunshafts?"
"So, after a visit to the doctor today since I noticed I had a lump on my testicle... it turns out I have untreatable cancer.."
- "Have you tried to disable Sunshafts?"
When you be happy and forget everyone's name so you just call them this instead, without apologising.
Me:"Yo, you good Sunshinesprinkletits?"
Mum: "Excuse me son! I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
Grandma: "*gasps in the background then slowly claps her hands*You go sonny!"