v. to get utterly and completely OWNED, usually as a result of physical violence.
This term comes from the notorious public beating of Senator Charles Sumner by his fellow Preston Brooks due to his disparaging comments about the south.
(Note: Sumnered is always spelled with a capital "S".)
This term comes from the notorious public beating of Senator Charles Sumner by his fellow Preston Brooks due to his disparaging comments about the south.
(Note: Sumnered is always spelled with a capital "S".)
by A Helpful Troy Student November 20, 2008
by SugarShackCowboy August 7, 2014
Sumner's are grangorgeous girls who frolic with gnomes in magical rain-forests in the mountains of Saskatchewan and devour the souls of oompa loompas. She has the ability to turn anything she touches into instant pixie dust; which when snorted makes you shrink 1.337 inches exactly. Sumner's also carry a scent of Uberpixel, which is concocted from Smurf toes, Muppet fuzz, and leftover Lamb Chop hand puppets which when combined smell like Jesus with a hint of chocolate.
"I was on 'The Price Is Right' last week but Drew Carey threw me off stage when I accidentally quoted a Sumner for $50,000,000.. when the correct amount was priceless."
by SoLo13188 February 8, 2010
by jacobc September 9, 2006
by Grrawrizzilla June 12, 2008
Sumners a girl who's sporty and sweet. She is loved by everyone around her and all of the boys want her. She doesn't need to make milkshakes for the boys to come to her yard. She had long legs. Usually she has brown hair and colourful green eyes. She's not super tan but she has freckles. She's beautiful, averagely smart and great in bed.
Boy 1: "we all love Sumner"
Boy 2: "yeah I want to make love with her"
Boy 3: "she's so hot!!!!"
Boy 1: "we all love Sumner"
Boy 2: "yeah I want to make love with her"
Boy 3: "she's so hot!!!!"
by Windowcurtain June 27, 2014
by Giraffe3838384939 November 1, 2017