walking into your own molotov after killing the last terrorist and all you have to do is defuse the bomb
by phocon May 8, 2016
a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours
my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin
by flatty patty November 7, 2018
Oh, boy. Where to begin? Summit Avenue is a street in St. Paul, Minnesota that stretches roughly 6 miles, running from the St. Paul Cathedral to the Mississippi River. The longest stretch of Victorian homes in the U.S., the street is chalk full of mansions, castles, history, and douchebags; it prominently displays the residences (or former residences) of several Fortune 500 CEOs, at least one U.S. Senator, the childhood brownstone of F. Scott Fitzgerald, the 36,000 sq. ft palace of James J. Hill, as well as the Minnesota Governor’s Mansion. Cruising down this antique street, one feels as if they were ushered back to a more simple time; a time when aristocracy was fashionable, servants were plentiful, and carriage houses were a necessity. All in all, Summit Avenue is a stunning street but probably a huge bitch to live on—so if you’re considering purchasing a home on the famous road remember the following: your friends will envy you, your taxes will reach near celestial levels, your kids will get made fun of, you can’t renovate because of the historical society, and it’s a fucking night plow route so you have to move your car every 3 days in the winter.
You: So I just bought a house on Summit Avenue
"Friend": OOOOHHH, Summit Avenue, eh?! (Annoying elbow to your stomach accompanied with a wink)
You: Fuck off, it's a two story shithole with carpenter ants and higher taxes than feudal Europe.
"Friend": OOOOHHH, Summit Avenue, eh?! (Annoying elbow to your stomach accompanied with a wink)
You: Fuck off, it's a two story shithole with carpenter ants and higher taxes than feudal Europe.
by SummitResident January 20, 2011
the queens of jr high
dumbest in the state
rude hoes who get into fights over one single goldfish
not rich kids
already lost their #vcard
vape gods
dumbest in the state
rude hoes who get into fights over one single goldfish
not rich kids
already lost their #vcard
vape gods
billy:ew u go to summit hill thats where are thirsty hoes go
tim: nahh dude at least im not a rich kid
tim: nahh dude at least im not a rich kid
by daddisonweenchull May 25, 2019
A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.
by Anuslicker8888 January 24, 2019
a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours
my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin
by flatty patty November 7, 2018
A pilgrimage of best friends to a central location to celebrate the aforementioned friendship. Often male dominated, the festivities include golfing, football games, heckling, fraternizing with other males, and dipping your testicles in hot mustard.
Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.
Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.
Where is this winter's Bro Summit? Ski haus in Vermont or New Year's in The City?
This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.
This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.
by Fourbroko November 27, 2010