sulf 

A cheating counterstrike noob who likes to bum grant cos he knows that grant owns him.

OMG sulf killed me, pity his kill wasnt as good as grants.

sulf by bob August 31, 2003

Sulf 

A cute twink that shapeshifts to loot whore

Damn that sulf is stealing all the druid tier

Sulf by Krunker April 26, 2025

Methane and sulfur compounds

Methane and sulfur compounds are stuff that comes out of your butt. It's basically a fart. The methane is the loud part of the fart, while the sulfur compounds are the stinky part. The more sulfur compounds it has, the stinkier the fart.

Ew! Who let out methane and sulfur compounds? It stinks! Stinky fart!

Methane and sulfur compounds by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2021

Hydrogen-Sulfide 

What be makin farts stank.

Hydrogen-sulfide is what be makin farts stank.

Hydrogen-Sulfide by LidaMif March 19, 2010

sulfur dick

When your dick is so dank it smells like sulfur and/or tastes like sulfur. Often developed through poor hygiene or sweat from busting your ass after a long hard day of work.

Boyfriend: Baby I know I worked all day but I need a blow job.

Girlfriend: Okay Daddy let me get that dick.

Boyfriend: Takes dick out and BAM!

Girlfriend: ewww babe you have sulfur dick.

sulfur dick by Uncutking69 December 25, 2020

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid 

when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid by 98ik8 March 15, 2022

potassium yttrium sulfur

More scientifically accurate, Potassium Yttrium Sulfide, this spells KYS. If somebody tells you this, they either respect you enough to shit on you or really fucking hate you.

Doctor: I think you're retarded.
Retard: What can I do doctor?
Doctor: One 10mg pill of potassium yttrium sulfur should be sufficient.
Retard: thx doc!

potassium yttrium sulfur by dirtyrupees June 15, 2018