oh my goblin in a pants suit 

This was once said to me by AshCourt1 on wattpad and I don't know where it came from or if it's a reference to something but I now use this expression.

AshCourt1- Oh my goblin in a pants suit! That cat you have in you profile pic looks nearly identical to mine!

oh my goblin in a pants suit by catsanddogs123456 June 6, 2018

Spill the Beans in my pants suit 

Slang Term for Crapping your pants

"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"

Spill the Beans in my pants suit by Dana J April 21, 2006

Pants suit 

A working woman with a bitchy sense of entitlement. She often listens to the song "Miss Independent" by Kelly Clarkson as if the song was written about her and watches "Sex and the City" religously. A woman who thinks she is smarter than everyone else, especially any man.

Look at the pants suit in the court room drinking her latte listening to Kelly Clarkson. What a bitch.

I'd would try and hit on that girl if she wasn't such a pants suit.

God, I hate Sex and the City. What a bunch of pants suits.

Pants suit by Hottt Karll April 28, 2010

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpants excited 

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

shitpants excited by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

Shitpants Travellor 

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants

That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

Shitpants Travellor by ryan rogay June 11, 2009