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Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.
Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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supergreen

hip. everything is great.
from the Luc Besson movie "Fifth Element"
if green is good. Supergreen is better
used as an answer to "Is everything good?"
"how was that party last night?"

"Supergreen. I met this cool girl, caught up with some friends, and learned some new dance moves."
supergreen by neena September 17, 2007

Superfriends Syndrome 

Where a person narrates the action he or she is about to take or is taking. Typically seen in females and on stage.
Batman: I'm going to use this special sticky spray to stop Joker in his tracks.

Superfriends Syndrome:
Donna (to no one in particular): I'm going to put this in the refrigerator, then I should run to Nordstrom for those shoes.

superfreak 

a sexual freak times 100; a woman who can do all that shit and then some -- she will rock your world and THEN lick youir balls
She's a superfreak superfreak she's superfreaky!
superfreak by Anonymous June 13, 2003

superfreak 

A superfreak is a very kinky girl,
the kind you don't take home to mother. She will never let your spirits down once you get her off the street. She's pretty wild, the kind of girl you read about in a new-wave magazine -- she's pretty kinky. Three's not a crowd to her.
Rick James sang about this woman in the song Superfreak!
superfreak by RexGibson February 13, 2004

superfriend 

someone who will always be with and support their friends with an undying passion and doesnt care who knows about it
superfriend is used by soulja boy

Supergreek72 

"Oh shit look at that Supergreek72!"

"Daaamnnnnn!"
Supergreek72 by bnrji April 17, 2021