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The Sloppy Sugarman

When your fuckin your english teacher from behind and right before you ejaculate inside of her, you yell "I am BEOWULF" and then smack her in the face with ur vocab book.
"Damn, last night my student did The Sloppy Sugarman to me...He's definetly passing my class now. It was the wildest thing Ive done."
The Sloppy Sugarman by Rick Jamesson September 15, 2011

Teaspoon Sugarpenis 

A Teaspoon Sugarpenis is the most desirable of the Sugarpenis Trinity. It weighs in at approximately 13 lb., and is an average of 3 inches long. But what makes the Teaspoon Sugarpenis stand out, is its 15 inch diameter and ability to produce exact teaspoon portions of sperm at a time. This ability is used by jizzyologists to measure portions of sperm to feed to cows and pigs. However, the main reason the Teaspoon Sugarpenis indeed so desirable to the average female, is due to its living consciousness and ability to feel pain, emotion, and sing soulful, sensual R&b ditties. Also, deep doop badompo claus is the kwanza santa claus.
My nigga Tom Speedo Johnsonson has a Teaspoon Sugarpenis. He has had sex with five of my dearest family members. I wish I were Tom Speedo Johnsonson...

Sugarmonkey

Get the fuck out of here you sugarmonkey
Sugarmonkey by FiercelyDeadInside September 4, 2021

Sugarman 

(noun) 1. a dude who whoops, hollas and cheers "you go girl" to himself while working out. 2. one who annoys others by being flamboyant 3. one who is the rightful target of retribution by others.
(verb) 1. to bitch slap
noun: Stop acting like a Sugarman or I will jack you.
verb: I will Sugarman your ass, pussy.

user sugarkenji

sweet and funny person who is also an amazing editor
user sugarkenji is a sweet and funny person who is also an amazing editor
user sugarkenji by kyoukenjiism March 20, 2021

sugarman 

Unwelcome advance by a creepy guy.
I thought he was real polite till we got in the car, then he turned into a complete sugarman - hands all over me.
sugarman by Farleigh Uecker April 3, 2003