A really weird religion teacher that needs fashion help badly. She has too much love for Jesus, and thinks only her ideas are right. She wakes up at 4 A.M. every morning to pray Scripture. She thinks eyeliner goes BELOW her bottom eyelid, and not on it. She wears purple mascara with yellow eyeshadow.
That should tell you something.
Sugano: Jesus is all good, bow down to him children.
Kid: What a wack.
Sugano: God forgives you child. *does a "holy water blessing" on kid's soul*
Kid: That water you poured onto me smells like pee.
Sugano: BUT IT IS GOD'S PEE!