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A pedophile science teacher who likes to give middle school girls nicknames. He also likes to mess with thier hair and get a little to close to them. Rumor has it that he fucked a 6th grader to give her a better grade on a project
Girls: Shit it is suebert RUN
Suebert by MCALHWS February 6, 2019
A small, hairy penis, usually a chode.
Woah he has a Siebert, Fail.
Siebert by Doctajsnap April 25, 2010
(v.) synonym for exaculate; to release sperm
"I'M SIEBERTING!", he screamed trying to pull out.
Siebert by Anonymous2414 November 5, 2014
An awesome guy, The most epic baseball player ever
*BAT CRACKS*

Woah Thatś a SIEBERT
Siebert by The Bas3ball Guy October 3, 2019
Someone has a real resemblance to dogs, most notably that of the Afghan variety.
Look at that girl's hair! She's a total Subert
Subert by Jackboy1701 June 3, 2009

Ricky Siebert 

The biggest black nigger to ever walked sucks all black dicks in the area.. Smells like shit and eats balls with a side of nig butt hole
Ricky Siebert by bubler September 10, 2009
Another word for uncircumcised. The extra skin on a males penis. It's also known as a Skorup or a Gremp.
"That guy Brian Wheeler showed me his penis. It still has Siebert on it." "Oh boy, Sometimes I wish my parents had me circumcised. I can't stand having a Siebert penis."
Siebert by MCHamBusta August 4, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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