Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

suckford 

a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way

see Stepford Wife

alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door

A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.

A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.

"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"

suckford by dsimms May 26, 2008

Suckworld 

A disparaging nickname for reality when you don’t like it.

Welcome to Suckworld!

Suckworld by Dr Bunnygirl July 2, 2021

suckworth 

A person's value based on their oral skills.

Jamie had good suckworth. She went to 'head' of the class.

suckworth by islandPIg December 26, 2016

suckworth 

When selling a product or service you tell the customer it has a suckworth.

Salesman:Your new car has a dual sucworth
Customer: Really, whats a suckworth
Salesman: About $20 bucks

suckworth by Michael N S June 11, 2007

sucklord 

A person that sucks, royally.

A person of supreme suckage.

"That guy is a sucklord for taking my parking space with his Escalade."

sucklord by alicemcgee November 29, 2011

Super Sucklord 

The strongest of the sucklords. All of the other sucklords praise him, as they are weaker.

Sucklord69: I am sorry Super Sucklord, please forgive me.

Super Sucklord by CharaCIC October 11, 2020