When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.
Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?
Me: i dont know.
Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!
The act of being saucy, aka drunk or high, partying, bromances,etc. There are different sauce levels, depending how much fun you're having. Most people who are involved in saucetivities use the word bro 24/7. If you want to participate in a saucetivity, you must use the word bro in every sentence possible, even if it doesnt make sense.
Hey taylor, wanna raise our sauce levels tonight, I can't wait for the saucetivities bro.
Bro, what saucetivity is raging tonight? I dont know Blake, but its gonna be a rager bro.
1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck
2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies
3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms
4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side
Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.
Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
Completed work, albeit completed poorly due to nonchalance, intentionallack of attention to detail, or by person just not giving a sh!t.
Occasionally, slacktivity can lead to being relieved of a duty that said person might not want to be doing anyway, when used strategically.
Coworker A: Look at all these glasses in the cabinet! They aren't in the proper lines, so they don't all fit. Plus, some of them are facing up, and not facing down as everyone should always have them placed.
Coworker B: Yep. It's Jeff's week on kitchen duty. He is a master of slacktivity.
Coworker A: FORGET IT. I'll just do the kitchen stuff on his weeks.