suckasm
Attempted humour that is dry and generally unfunny.
Suckasm is aligned with sarcasm, and well recognised as the lowest form of humour.
Suckasm is aligned with sarcasm, and well recognised as the lowest form of humour.
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suckastink! by Santilena August 23, 2007
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suckgasm
Aw, man, I tried to get myself off but it's too hot in here and I was trying to rush it and I ended up just having a suckgasm.
suckgasm by Corporate Thuggin' May 26, 2010
Suckass Samsonite
A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
Suckass Samsonite by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
suckaism
suckaism by Heatmonsta April 17, 2017
Suckamadoodle
Mommy, I know you're mad I ate crackers on the rug, but don't worry!
I'll use the suckamadoodle to get the crumbs off the floor!
I'll use the suckamadoodle to get the crumbs off the floor!
Suckamadoodle by Mass Madness June 15, 2017
Suckassidness
when something of a bad or unwanted nature happens to you and it upsets or brings you down Suckassidness occurs .
when you are excited about an upcoming event
and want to have fun with your friends only to be
told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!
and want to have fun with your friends only to be
told that they wont be attending. that is Suckassidness!
Suckassidness by KeepSmiling11 August 17, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.