Suck Idiot 

n. A foolish or stupid person who is innately lame.
n. The slugabeds of Slummites.org.

Kismet_Nightingale: You guys are suck idiots.
Veecher: By any chance, did you mean "such?"
Prettz: Of course not, she's good at typing you fool. It's the new hip thing kids are saying.

Suck Idiot by Prettz March 14, 2004

I'd suck her dick

A dysphemism for infatuation, specifically a man's for a woman. Used to express such extreme infatuation that the man would go to any length to please the woman in an attempt to enter into a relationship with her. Discovering "her" to actually be a transvestite or transgendered male and the heterosexual male then proceeding to perform oral sex on the "woman" is the quintessential example of extreme infatuation. This implies that any lesser requirement for a relationship is well within the man's willingness to provide.

boB: "Jacey is so hot, I'd suck her dick!"
Paul: "Yes, she has many fine qualities, but that's certainly beyond the pale."
boB: "Yeah, well, we'll see who taps that ass first."
Paul: "Ironically, that may be 'her' primary sexual orifice. Let's hope you can achieve copulatory success without resorting to such lengths."
boB: "Wa?"

I'd suck her dick by Bachelor boB January 7, 2011

I'd suck a cock 

YRG basketball slang for making a bet that the shooter of the basketball would miss a shot.

Yourrage: I'd suck a cock if he hits that
*hits shot*

Yourrage: *screams intensively*

I'd suck a cock by Potato šalad March 16, 2021

I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.

Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.

I'd suck a fart out of that by Assassin5953 April 19, 2018

Suckidge 

When a friend doesn't tell you what they did that day. When a friend leaves you on 'read' when a friend doesn't (like) the picture you post. When a friend doesn't like the things you post on their page. When a friend plays Pokemon all day instead of hanging out with you. When a friend plays video games instead of hanging out with you. When a friend is totally ignorant about your feelings.

"OMG! He is VERY annoying for playing video instead of spending time with me" - Suckidge

Suckidge by MTfizzles April 1, 2017

suckidy suckidy 

The act of giving pleasurable GAY oral sex. It is a joke. Not an actual homosexual act. You use it to joke around with your friends.

Jay do you want some suckidy suckidy??

suckidy suckidy by nerdsex March 1, 2005