Suck dick through my buttcheeks 

Basically Anal Sex

I can suck dick through my buttcheeks!

Good for you...

Suck dick through my buttcheeks by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

suck a softball through a straw 

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything

That bitch could suck a softball through a straw

suck a softball through a straw by Venix May 27, 2014

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw 

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw by CianD_05 April 20, 2021

suck my wang through a straw 

Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"

"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"

suck my wang through a straw by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

suck a golf ball through a garden hose by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock 

The act of making art to a gay nigga (nibba, wigga, wibba, wigga) with gucci flip-flops and socks on...
- words spoken by gay-rap god

gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock

"Yeah men... gucci flip-flops, suck a nigga dick through his sock, bitch my dick hard, i be slobbing all in that cock..."

gucci flip-flops suck a nigga dick through his sock by ThicDaddy January 23, 2019

suck a golf ball through a garden hose 

Sucking a dick so hard the semen comes out.

"I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose Taylor Swift!"
"Yeah, I gave a huge blowjob to a monkey. His semen came right out of his wee-wee!"

suck a golf ball through a garden hose by CR000 January 4, 2016