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The Spinning Dick Suck 

Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.
I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick
"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

Suck my dick from the back 

The act of tucking a boner back in between the legs and holding it there whilst someone sucks it.

Suck a nigga dick for the road 

It's a verse from a "yung rome" production.
Guy 1: Ayo ma nigga, you heard yung rome's new album?
Guy 2: Yeah, don't one of the songs go: suck a nigga dick for the road, young rome!
Guy 1: Yeah nigga.

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

Suck my dick from the back

The other definitions are correct, in that this means the man gets on all fours and tucks it between his legs so the other person can suck it. Important to note though, this position puts the sucker’s nose DIRECTLY in your ass so it is usually used dismissively.
“Oh they said that you should clean the kitchen better”
“Eh… they can suck my dick from the back”