an expression often used after spamming someone that will probably be used as a joke by your friends for years
"Did you hear that Hayden said suck me off daddio to that Matt guy?"
by obesewhaies April 10, 2016
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The act in which a woman wraps her lips around the head of a penis and teases/plays with the head of a penis before she proceeds with the rest of the Blowjob
Damn man, That girl from last night gave me one helluva Son of a Suck Me Off before swallowing my cock!
by GiolaBear September 2, 2017
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when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!
aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens
by a gigantic virgin May 12, 2006
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The offspring of swallowed cum. Commonly used to replace Son of a Bitch. Created on DEC. 2 2007.
I just got shot by a laser, son of a suck me off.
by Maverick B. Vogen December 3, 2007
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The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.
Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"
by Alfonso69 October 26, 2011
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when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow
you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on
by gigantic virgin May 16, 2006
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