suburbiasexual

These poor souls are the antithesis of a metrosexual. The suburbiasexual cares little about his appearance. He also will say and do gay things even though he is not a homosexual.
"Hey, did you hear Sarka talking about Ryan Phillipe's butt cheeks? He's such a suburbiasexual!"
by MJjohansen February 05, 2007
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