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Submergency 

An underwater emergency
To be under water, AND in an emergency.
The shark caused total submergency!
Submergency by Cobalt65 January 26, 2008

Submerged Soviet Chainsaw 

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.
To go down on somebody after you already have; to eat someone out
Derek: Yo, where's Melissa?
Robert: She can't get out of her bed man, I was up all night submerged in her.

submerged 

A term to describe shoes that are ruined or are in poor condition.
Wow! Those shoes are submerged!

or

Buddy, your kicks are submerged.
submerged by Mr. Robertson February 10, 2008

Submerged Skeet

A derogatory term against Dutch people, skeet (sperm) referring to their abundance of prostitutes, and submerged because a large portion of the country is completely below sea level and at Poseidon's mercy.
I had a dutch customer in my restaurant last week, guy ate here with his whole family for 200$ and didn't tip, those Submerged Skeet's are all the same
Submerged Skeet by gayshitposter February 5, 2018

Submerged aqua dust 

The act of farting under water and catching the bubble in your mouth before it bursts on the surface.
Levi successfully completed the submerged aqua dust yesterday, it was impressive.
Submerged aqua dust by tadamsav April 28, 2021