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sub-badunkadunk sex

Sexual intercourse between the thighs, but immediately below the female posterior. This will usually result in the top surface of the penis stroking the vulva, labia, exterior opening of the vagina and, ideally, the clitoris.

There is no penetration involved, thus making the technique ideal for women who experience pain during normal intercourse; it also reduces the probability of pregnancy occurring. Please note that the probability of STD transmission is not reduced significantly, so condom use is a must for casual instances of this type of sex.

Minus the dictionary mouth:
You probably won't get pregnant, but don't count on it.
You can still easily get herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, HPV, and AIDS... among many other STD's.

Oh yeah, to make it TRUE sub-badunkadunk sex, you gotta take her from behind (or him from behind if you are man-loving man.)
Yasmin has a yeast infection, so I've been bangin' her using the ol' sub-badunkadunk sex routine.
sub-badunkadunk sex by Briancer November 19, 2009
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subsexual 

adj.

1. To only be sexually attracted to another person if one views oneself as sexually inferior to the other person.

n.

2. One who is only sexually attracted to another person when one regards the other person as sexually superior to oneself.
1. Veronica: So, Becky. Is your cuck hubby like heterosexual, bisexual, or homosexual?

Becky: None of the above. He prefers to look at women. However, if you stick a pussy, a dick, or a butt in his face, he'll put his tongue to work and love every minute of it no matter what you look like. But if you offer him a bj, he'll be sexually unattracted to you even if you're a model.

Mandy: If he's sexually attracted to anyone but only as long as they treat him as inferior to them, then he's a subsexual cuck.

2. Veronica: I have like this friend. She like wanted to eat my pussy and suck James' cock and stuff. But, she's like never had her pussy ate and stuff so I offered to sixty nine and stuff. She got angry and said I ruined everything.

Mandy: She probably wanted to serve you and James because she looks up to you since you're both mega hot. You ruined her attraction to you by offering to treat her as equal to you.

Becky: Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me. I bet she's a subsexual just like my husband.
subsexual by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 24, 2021
Noun; a conjunction of subtext and sext: Underlying or implicit sextiness, as in a conversation or picture.
"It's hard to take a picture of one's self without there being subsext".
Subsext by Canis Lupus Allen July 28, 2011
(noun) sex when on the bottom
It was subsex, he wouldn't let me get on top!
subsex by therearenomorenamesleft December 23, 2009

subsexual 

-A product of the suburbs. Typically a straight married male who would prefer to drink beer in his driveway with other subsexual male neighbors & discuss various sports while increasing his girth.

-The opposite of a metrosexual.

-A seemingly "good guy" who has a fabulous wife, but no intentions of trimming his ear/back/nose hair to please her, despite her pleas otherwise.

-The reason suburbia wives love gay bars & "Passions" parties.

-A man who allows his physical characteristics/sex appeal to diminish once married with children.

-A perfect candidate for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".

-Possibly a cover for a closet queer.
"Fine honey, you go hang out with your subsexual friends again tonight. I don't mind tending to our children's every need. Have fun!"
subsexual by L.S.M. January 9, 2009

Subsexual 

Subsexual is a form of asexuality. Subsexuality is when you are sex-repulsed but still feel sexual attraction to someone.
I am subsexual, meaning I sex-repulsed but still feel sexual attraction
Subsexual by Internet_Duckie July 10, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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