Don't be stutterin 

When somebody is stutterin' they have just said something

a. Mean
b. Jealous
c. Angry

a.

Girl. I can't run this goddamn mile! It hurts my lungs!
Boy. Fatty.
Girl. Uh, don't be stutterin!

b.
Girl. I don't really like you because...well, I don't really like HYPER people.
Girl 2. You can't handle this. Don't be stutterin.

c.

Boy. I hate my brother.
Girl. Boy, don't be stutterin. He's four.

Don't be stutterin by tooswoleforyou666 August 16, 2011

Did I Stutter?! 

What one says when someone doesn’t listen to you or seemingly doesn’t understand what you are saying despite you being clear.

Did I Stutter?!:
Michael: An urban, yeah, Stanley? You wanna help us out with that?… Stanley, earth to Stanley…
Stanley: Not me.
Michael: Yes you. Come on, Stanley, put your little game down and join the group.
Stanley: No.
Michael: Stanley, we’re havin a little…
Stanley: Leave me alone, dammit.
Michael: We’re havin a little brainstorm session…
Stanley: DID I STUTTER?

Did I Stutter?! by MrScotty September 5, 2022

Stutterclick

The accidental clicking of an unintended web link due to a frame shift which can occur during the millisecond between the time you actually click something and the time the click is registered by your device.

Generally occurs when you are rapidly trying reach a web link after you thought a page was done loading but really wasn't. The page looks complete and safe to click, and then it does the Ickey Shuffle on you.

Leads to an unintended opening of an incorrect website which can have many dire consequences - including missing out on concert tickets, annoying pop-ups, and quite possibly your wife thinking you clicked on Ashley Madison when you really didn't mean to. It is widely believed possibly by at least one economist that the next global financial crash and recession will be caused by a Stutterclick.

Quite possibly the most annoying thing about a computer since your dialup access to AOL was interrupted by somebody in the house picking up the phone while you were in the "Married and Flirting" chatroom.

(wife, to husband) ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME, I SEE YOU ARE ON ASHLEY MADISON!!
(husband, to wife) I swear, I was trying to check my fantasy football score and I stutterclicked!

(husband, to wife) Honey, what the hell happened to our 401K? Our retirement savings is wiped out!
(wife, to husband, sobbing) Oh my god I'm so sorry, I was just trying to get onto Ashley Madison and I stutterclicked!

Stutterclick by RATTnroll October 31, 2016

fuck stutter 

When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.

Ahhh, that fuckin fuckin, ahh fuck that fuckin fuck fuck. FUCK!

fuck stutter by DO.g March 9, 2004

Earth Shattering Orgasm 

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.

Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm

Earth Shattering Orgasm by AkRnLee December 7, 2015

Shattering Rodents 

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG

Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.

Shattering Rodents by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008

Did I Stutter 

when you insult someone and they say, "What did you just say??" it is the best response...ever

alyssa: you fat ho!
triece: what did you just say?
alyssa: did i stutter??

Did I Stutter by Angelacia June 20, 2007