5 definitions by tooswoleforyou666
As if to say "That's how life rolls." It's also a good response for when somebody says something you don't know HOW to respond to. It's also just a cute thing to say.
1.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!
2.
Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!
3.
Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Girl. Classic vegetable is better than chicken noodle.
Boy. No it's not.
Girl. How?
Boy. That's the way the cookie crumbles!
2.
Boy. Your eyes are beautiful.
Girl. Uhm...that's the way the cookie crumbles!
3.
Boy. You're so weird lawlz.
Girl. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011
a.
Girl. I can't run this goddamn mile! It hurts my lungs!
Boy. Fatty.
Girl. Uh, don't be stutterin!
b.
Girl. I don't really like you because...well, I don't really like HYPER people.
Girl 2. You can't handle this. Don't be stutterin.
c.
Boy. I hate my brother.
Girl. Boy, don't be stutterin. He's four.
Girl. I can't run this goddamn mile! It hurts my lungs!
Boy. Fatty.
Girl. Uh, don't be stutterin!
b.
Girl. I don't really like you because...well, I don't really like HYPER people.
Girl 2. You can't handle this. Don't be stutterin.
c.
Boy. I hate my brother.
Girl. Boy, don't be stutterin. He's four.
by tooswoleforyou666 August 13, 2011
Girl. My summer work? I've done all of it.
Girl 2. Awww...I'm PB and Jealous right now!
Girl. My boo bear got me flowers for Valentines day.
Girl 2. Ya'll are ALMOST too cute...I'm PB and Jealous.
Girl 2. Awww...I'm PB and Jealous right now!
Girl. My boo bear got me flowers for Valentines day.
Girl 2. Ya'll are ALMOST too cute...I'm PB and Jealous.
by tooswoleforyou666 August 13, 2011
1.
Girl 1. I feel like he doesn't like me anymore! What'd I do wrong?
Girl 2. He still likes you. Get some balls.
2.
Girl 1. He said I'm cute. Aww, I don't feel cute.
Girl 2. Get some balls.
3.
Girl. You are funny when you talk.
Boy. No. I'm retarded.
Girl. Get some balls.
Girl 1. I feel like he doesn't like me anymore! What'd I do wrong?
Girl 2. He still likes you. Get some balls.
2.
Girl 1. He said I'm cute. Aww, I don't feel cute.
Girl 2. Get some balls.
3.
Girl. You are funny when you talk.
Boy. No. I'm retarded.
Girl. Get some balls.
by tooswoleforyou666 August 3, 2011
Instead of trolling someone's facebook page, this is the act of swolling it. To spam a friend(s) page with multiple phrases like "got swole? too swole. too much swole" repeatedly.
Friend 1. "Bro I was up swolling your page last night"
Friend 2. "I know. I got like 17 notifications."
Friend 2. "I know. I got like 17 notifications."
by tooswoleforyou666 July 31, 2011