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Sturgill 

The man who will fight for what he believes in.The greatest time you will ever have with one person
Sturgill came up last night and it was the best time I've ever had
Sturgill by Sturgill53 May 3, 2009
A small town in southwestern Michigan known for Kirsch Company (which has since moved), Tom Bodett (the Motel 6 guy), and not much else. It is a huge meth lab area, and is also known as Little Mexico.
Random person: So you live in Sturgis? Whats it like in South Dakota? Do you ever go see Mount Rushmore?
Unfortunate Sturgis Resident: Um, you're thinking of a different Sturgis. I'm from the crappy one in Michigan.
Sturgis by OrbingPunk February 24, 2008
The term for the penis on a man who has Big Dick Energy. While you can have BDE and not actually have a huge cock, If you have BDE AND a huge piece, that piece is referred to as a Sturgis.
Did you see McGregor wearing that tight pair of Calvin Klein underwear after the Mayweather fight? That man has a sturgis on him.
Sturgis by bdemainge August 24, 2018

Sturgis Brown High School 

A Drama infested hell hole. Sex and Drugs dominate and actually going somewhere in your life is obviously not something of importance for the students. If you want drugs, you know where to go. Do you want a Whore, walk down the hallway.
A typical conversation at sturgis Brown High School
"Dude, there were like 5 kids practically having sex in the science hallway!"
"That's nothing, some chicks were giving each other piercings in the bathroom!"
That handjob from your mom was sturgic
Sturgic by King Asa June 2, 2009

SturgisCore 

Any band that is one of podfarm, sampled drum orginality hailing from Joey sturgis's nads.
Sceeny 1:"dude,did you hear the new emmure stuff"

Sceeny 2: "ya its awsum, but its not as deathcoreingly br00tal as thier old stuff"

Sceeny 1: "nah, this time the opted to record a Sturgiscore album :D"
SturgisCore by Marz. March 7, 2011