Sturette Syndrome is a neurological disorder that causes the carrier to intermittently burst out into any song that contains the word "you" and replace it with the word "Stu".The symptoms of Sturette victims can last up to days, weeks but in most cases life. Whilst not a debilitating disease to the carrier, it can however cause mental anguish (sometimes insanity) to any "Stu" in the nearby vicinity as their name is sung over and over in a variety of songs.
an example of sturettes: "oo be doo, I wanna be like stu oo ooo, i wanna walk like stu, talk like stu, do everything like stu..."
by Shabani Nonda July 5, 2007