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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth 

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth 

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

Jordan is Stupid Month 

1. A universal holiday which was started on the 21st of May in 2010. It is the holiday enjoyed by many adults and children alike where people celebrate the truthful fact that "Jordan is Stupid." It starts on the 21st of every month and lasts for exactly 30 days or until the 21st of the next month.
1. During Jordan is Stupid Month
Q: "Hey, why does your mom smell like eggplants?"
A: "Because Jordan is Stupid."

stupid ass mother fucker 

a person that is stupid and smells like ass
Josh, your a stupid ass mother fucker, like for real go take a shower.

stupid ass mother fucker 

someone dumb as fucking shit and whose useless as nipples on a man
He's a stupid ass mother fucker.

Hit Stupid People Month 

Somebody you don't like is constantly speaking to you? Then look no further to this month! Hit Stupid People Month is the month February where anybody who you dislike can get punched, kicked, and called stupid!
Anybody who you hit or send a link to this cannot send it back even if it has been years since the original sender sent the link or punched the other. So don't worry on getting pulled in.
Hey pal, watch your back during Hit Stupid People Month!
Hit Stupid People Month by He llo February 3, 2023