Can't figure something out, miffed, dumbfounded, confused or don't have a quick response to a situation or something said to you.
When Teresa showed up at the club with her sister and started asking me if I had slept with her, MAN, I was straight up stumpin'!
by JoeP. May 10, 2007
verb:
1.the act of posting up behind large objects as if waiting on somebody;
2. The act of being on ones knees
1.the act of posting up behind large objects as if waiting on somebody;
2. The act of being on ones knees
by sean stewart May 11, 2008
the act, by a male, of placing a cucumber in his pants to give off the appearance of having a large penis.
OR...
the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation
(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
OR...
the act, by a woman, of placing a cucumber in her pants to deceive others into thinking she is a man or has undergone a sex-change operation
(not to be confused with pickle-dick)
Bro, I always pick up Hooters waitress' when I'm cumber-stumpin'!
Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."
cucumberdickpickledickcumber-stumpveggiecocksquashscrotum
Fred: "Woah, is that a man or a woman?!"
Me: "Probably just some lesbo-bitch cumber-stumpin."
cucumberdickpickledickcumber-stumpveggiecocksquashscrotum
by hamsterqueef October 20, 2011