Noun. A really ugly and classless cross between a Hummer and a stretch limousine. Like a Hummo, but even longer. It totally defeats the purpose of the Hummer since it has no military application. An abomination against the environment AND good taste!
"Hey, look it's a Strummo, a group of classless douchebags must be on their way to prom or an overpriced nightclub."
"Hey, nice Strummo. So does your girlfriend find it inconvenient to whip out her magnifying glass every time she wants to have sex with you?"
"Hey, nice Strummo. So does your girlfriend find it inconvenient to whip out her magnifying glass every time she wants to have sex with you?"
by 2sick2pray May 13, 2009