Strummo 

Noun. A really ugly and classless cross between a Hummer and a stretch limousine. Like a Hummo, but even longer. It totally defeats the purpose of the Hummer since it has no military application. An abomination against the environment AND good taste!

"Hey, look it's a Strummo, a group of classless douchebags must be on their way to prom or an overpriced nightclub."

"Hey, nice Strummo. So does your girlfriend find it inconvenient to whip out her magnifying glass every time she wants to have sex with you?"

Strummo by 2sick2pray May 13, 2009

joe strummer 

it pains me to say that im the first person to write a decent definition for this great man.
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Joe Strummer (born John Grahm Mellor) was/is the vocalist for one of the most important bands in punk rock The Clash. With a leftist political view and a reggae influence, The Clash rose to the top. The Clash broke up in the late 1980's and Strummer went on to a solo career. In 1995 or so, Joe strummer signed onto Hellcat records with a backing band called The Mescaleros, releasing fourl albums before his death on December 22, 2002

Joe strummer was one of the most amazing vocalists of the 80's.

joe strummer by Dalle October 8, 2005

Strumbo 

If you meet someone and your gaydar is RINGING, but they're not gay. Basically, someone who you think is gay but isn't. A really fruity home. HE'S FREE!!

Did you meet Rudy yet?
Yeah, he's pretty fruity
I heard he's a strumbo

Strumbo by Baddies_In_The_Club March 22, 2022

Beef strumming 

Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.

My mom caught me Beef strumming my step-sister

Beef strumming by Uncle mike and Uncle Ryan July 9, 2011

joe strummer 

The Fact that I am the first person to write a definition for Joe Strummer is crying shame. Frontman of the greatest punk band ever to play, The Clash, and later the lead singer of Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros, Joe Strummer, while widely regarded all over the world is still amazingly underrated. More influentual than John Lennon or any other musician, Joe Strummer is quite simply "God."

-Who are the Clash?
-The Clash are the greatest punk group of all time.
-Who is Joe Strummer?
-The second coming.

joe strummer by Gangsta P.I.M.P. September 6, 2005

strumming the clamjo 

Female masturbation.

My old lady was strumming the clamjo while watching the construction workers.

strumming the clamjo by Chuck Groom August 28, 2007

strumming 

The girl version of wanking.

Celia spent a delightful evening strumming.

strumming by A Lone Raw Nut January 23, 2006