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Bryan Stowed on 

To get Bryan Stowed on. To get beat relentlessly by Mexican gang members at a parking lot for a Los Angeles team. It could be the Lakers, Clippers, or Dodgers. Most notable for Dodgers parking lot. When you get beat up by LA gang members in a parking lot you have been "Bryan Stowed" on.
guy 1: shit man I got bryan stowed on outside of staples center for not rooting for the lakers. a pack of mexican gang members beat me unconscious and robbed me.

guy 2: damn man what can you do, mexicans are gonna be mexicans man, just try to bring a lakers or dodgers jersey next time for when you walk back to your car you wont get bryan stowed on
Bryan Stowed on by Feces/sp/ July 26, 2011
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beef stroked 

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de_stroyed 

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stowed out

You: This gig is busy tonight!
Me: Aye, it's stowed out!
stowed out by ABottleOGinger February 6, 2014

stroked out 

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?
stroked out by Cryptina March 15, 2006