stropkeeper 

A retailer who appears to have no customer service skills other than to be as unhelpful and irritable as possible.

Despite the prevalence of imported US style customer service standards, the British stropkeeper remains faithful to his principle that all customers are morons, and opening a shop all those years ago was the worst decision he'd ever made.

"I don't do refunds," said my local stropkeeper. "You can have an exchange or a credit note and if that's not good enough then take it up with the manufacturer. And make your mind up because I'm closing early today."

stropkeeper by Sharkey2602 February 12, 2014

Storekeeper 

Storekeeper's have the best job at your local power company.
When management people walk thru the storeroom they stack insulators and widgits to appear busy.Sometimes they will carry a paper and pencil and fake like they are counting shit.They can also be seen outside randomly stacking pallets and driving their forklift in complicated figure eight patterns to lose anyone on their tail.
When someone needs material loaded they say-
"I can't , I have to get this inventory done"
"Sorry I've got to get on a conference call"
"Man I've got to take a dump,see ya in 10 minutes!"

Lineman John-"That storekeeper is a lazy ass turd"
Lineman Bill-"Yea really,all he does is walk around with a paper and pencil pretending to do shit"

Storekeeper by Box Kicker December 13, 2012

shopkeeper zoo 

The place where shopkeepers can be observed in their natural habitat late at night. While casual passers by might assume that the shop and its adjoining car park has been secured for the night, "shopkeeper watchers" know that this is the time that they can observe shopkeepers at play.

Within the confines of their secure paddock, they like to expose their bellies to the warm summer evening breeze. Some shopkeepers like to smoke, clear their throats, or scratch their buttocks with a piece of cardboard and/or stare vacantly at those gathered to watch at the shopkeeper zoo.

An example of a shopkeeper zoo is Supersave Market in Cabramatta

shopkeeper zoo by HTong March 27, 2007

Strokesperson 

A sexually attractive spokesperson for a product/service which becomes masturbation fodder.

That Flo woman from the Progressive ads is a total strokesperson, glad I had DVR for that last commercial.

Strokesperson by SwanBronson March 7, 2011