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stripper fucker 

1. One of a legendary, mysterious secret brotherhood dedicated to the overthrow of the triangle theory and the debunkment of the "glamorous, empowered stripper: desperate, 'pathetic loser' customer" mythos prevalent in strip clubs. Or simply put, any dick-slingling outlaw who's made a habit of fucking strippers under the lauded noses of the stripping establishment(i.e., the wanna-be pimping staff & owners,the nay saying ass kissing flunkies/junkies and of course, the strippers themselves.
2. A man who has conquered 2 or more exotic dancers sexually.
Stripper fuckers exist, son. They're like the strip club equivalent of the Illuminati, or the Massod, or the Sith, but they're out there. Don't let the disparaging talk of the "industry insiders", "mack-to-nigts", "wanna be pimp employees" or the
goddamned self important "empowered" goddesses and their armies of fawing, adulatory "flunkie/junkie" worshippers, fans and friends put any doubt in your mind. In every city, in evry strip club scene, yea, in every club itself, there's bound to be one or two about. Wreaking havok with the "sisterhood"!
stripper fucker by seamus shane December 1, 2006
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Fucked the Stripper 

1. Any act that would cause a woman to call off her pending nuptials.
2. Any huge, egregious, mistake a person makes.
3. May also be used to define a general condition of a situation and seen as the acronym, "FTS".
1. Ryan really Fucked the Stripper when he went to Vegas before his wedding and hooked up with a stripper named Hammbone.
2. "Dude, you really Fucked the Stripper on that one."
3. "Man, this whole situation is FTS"
Fucked the Stripper by TimN December 6, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012