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stripe shirt theory

The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.
Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
stripe shirt theory by latinmaster December 16, 2011

strippertude 

1.A stripper with an attitude. 2.a stripper attitude-the way she talks,dresses,walks,,,stripper swag
"Yoo Miguel did you see ms.stripper today" "yeaa Alex ,she got her sexy strippertude today" (hello boys) "Alex mmm who carved her out today ;)?"
strippertude by sggagajbxo April 8, 2012

COVID Stripper 

Thank god for Onlyfans, it’s the only way to get my COVID Stripper fix.
COVID Stripper by Hamper Hunter November 13, 2020

stripper slide

The act of a girl rubbing her labia against a man's penis
My girlfriend doesn't want to lose her virginity, so she gives me stripper slides every night.
stripper slide by $20atatime October 28, 2013

A Sir Stripe 

A Sir Stripe is relationship situation where an older male, often a dominant male mentors a younger female, often a submissive female in the arts of kinky sex.
A Sir Stripe relationship most often includes kinky sex sadomasochist play, often a Master slave relationship.
A Sir Stripe by bcp4058 May 23, 2011

Stripper Whisperer 

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.
Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.