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stripnotize 

strip⋅no⋅tize strip-nuh-tahyz

-noun.
1. A brand of platform shoes, typically worn by strippers and sometimes referred to as porno shoes, manufactured by Maison De Vasan Inc.

-verb, -tized, -tiz⋅ing.
1. To be put into a hypnotic state by a stripper, usually with intentions motivated by financial reasons.

see stripnotized - The usual result of being stripnotized is coming home covered in glitter, smelling like cocoa butter with an overdraft bank account.
"I'm gonna stripnotize this customer into paying for a boob job."
stripnotize by fullcircle347 February 13, 2009
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stripnotized 

Being hypnotized by the lights and ladies of a strip club. The usual result of being stripnotized is coming home covered in glitter, smelling like cocoa butter with an overdraft bank account.
Sean got stripnotized at the bachelor party this weekend and spend all of his money on lapdances.
stripnotized by planza January 3, 2009

shipnotized 

When you "fall in love" with a person on a cruise ship. They seem so dreamy and perfect until the cruise is over, then you realize they are just another shit head and only seemed nice due to the lavish surroundings on the cruise.
"How did you hook up with him, hes a fat slob"
"I was shipnotized"
shipnotized by click commando October 30, 2013

Stripnotist 

One that people become more and more hypnotized by as they take off their clothes.
"That girl was such a stripnotist, I couldn't keep my eyes off her."
Stripnotist by Stripnotist April 3, 2009

scripnotised

When you get so interested by a book, that suddenly nothing exists around you any more.
Damn, that book got me scripnotised.
scripnotised by JingleFairy May 11, 2015

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026