N: To describe a sandwich in which is made as cheaply as possible to save money. Originally coined after trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, only to find out there was no peanut butter in the house, and no money in the account to buy it. So it became a strawberry jam with two slices of white bread. Thus the first struggleberry sandwich was made.
Man, I really want to go out to eat but I guess I am eatting a struggleberry sandwich tonight
A Shingleberry is similar to its cousin the dingleberry, however instead of it consisting of faecal matter, it is composed of semen which attaches to a man's pubic jungle. This berry is extremely hard to remove and must be yanked away at the expense of a mans scream.
Similar to its literary cousin the dingleberry, the stingleberry is a small, valiant globule of faeces that clings to the anus of its host. It differs from the dingleberry in that it originates from a particularly spicy meal. A stingleberry will contain a potent re-incarnation of the previous night's exploits, resulting in a fierce burning sensation around the anus.
Jane winced as last night's Chili con carne released its final warrior. A stingleberry had appeared and it was not going down without a fight.
When a dog ingests a long strand of hair it wraps around the poo when partially expelled from the butt hole. The poo then dangles off that strand of hair and swings.
I couldn't stop laughing when I sawGeorges swingleberry blowing in the wind.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).