Stretchy stick

A brutal weapon designed to stretch and tear the anus by violent insertion.

I used my stretchy stick on that bitch boy, he needed to be taught a lesson.

by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018

Stretchy Soaker

When someone drops their chewed and flavorless gum into a puddle in a public area, so when someone steps in the puddle, they dont only get a soaker, but gum on their shoe also.

i went to get a cheeseburger but got a stretchy soaker on the way.

by Jimmy Beaver-stein September 1, 2011

stretchies

A form of greeting exhibited by members of a chat room when another regular member enters the chat. This is done by stretching out the letters in their screen name such as this: ShopGirl11 enters the room: ShopGirllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!! or Shoppppppppgggggiiiirrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!

I knew I pissed everyone in my regular chat room off because they stopped giving me stretchies when I entered the room.

by ChicaChicaBoomBoom91 November 18, 2011

Stretchie

When you try to stretch your dick under your legs to touch your ass.

Sorry I’m late I was giving myself a stretchie

by Ray Ray GoGo June 4, 2019

Stretchy Cheese

What people do when they eat meat lovers pizza together and do butt stuff

Rl enjoys stretchy cheese in a sexual manner

by Jimmythedog December 24, 2020

etchy-stretchy

philosophically or scientifically (pure science only) controversial

concepts such as 'Normal', with a philosophical capital N, are supposed to be imho etchy-stretchy. I specifically excluded political science and the other sciences from the definition of etchy-stretchy because they create political controversy tainted with propaganda and mediapocricy

by Sexydimma January 20, 2015