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Stressball 

Someone who is so stressed out that they want to crawl into the fetal position and cry for their mama.
With all these shinanigans happening I am going to turn into a stressball.

Or She looks like a stressball!

DIY Stressball 

Something you will spend hours watching other people make on YouTube, but will never actually make yourself.
I really want a DIY Stressball, but it's a lot of effort to make.
DIY Stressball by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

Stressball 

When you are trying to have anal sex. You wait for you partner to be in the middle of passing gas to make insertion easier. At that point you insert your penis into the rectum. The increase in pressure causes your partners eyes to pop out like a stress ball
I need an optician after getting Stressballed last night
Stressball by bigmatis007 November 3, 2018

StressBaller

Name given to the person (he/she) who has the ability to manage and/or occupy/juggle more than one stress ball at the same time. This uncommon ability allows the person to reduce his/her amount of stress by just playing with the balls.

The more balls the less stress.
Wow look at that guy, he really has all his stress under control. He is the King StressBaller!!

Stressalessia 

She’s smart, kind and stressful. She has a great range of expressions and for this reason she’s the perfect subject for funny stickers.

When she gets drunk tho she become less stressful and funnier, probably the funniest person in the room.

Jokes aside, she really is a loyal, caring and reliable friend.

P.s: when she sneezes she makes an ancient sound. It is said that it may be the original verse of the dinosaurs!
‘The stressalessia just texted me about the New Year’s dinner and it’s only august!’
‘-Oh my god what was that terrifying noise? -Don’t worry, it was just the Stressalessia sneezing’
Stressalessia by Martolina December 11, 2021

Stressalessia 

She’s smart, kind and stressful. She has a great range of expressions and for this reason she’s the perfect subject for funny stickers.

When she gets drunk tho she become less stressful and funnier, probably the funniest person in the room.

Jokes aside, she really is a loyal, caring and reliable friend.

P.s: when she sneezes she makes an ancient sound. It is said that it may be the original verse of the dinosaurs!
‘The stressalessia just texted me about the New Year’s dinner and it’s only august!’
‘-Oh my god what was that terrifying noise? -Don’t worry, it was just the Stressalessia sneezing’
Stressalessia by Martolina December 11, 2021